Thursday, July 15, 2010

Cookie Crisp

Listen here, doll face, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? (shaking my head side to side for the nay and not up and down for the yay)

I made the mistake of reading my sad and pathetic blog about how I'm lonely...boo hoo. Ok, so I was...shit, sometimes I still am. But what I've come to know is that I'm so not alone. Like it's amazing but here's my secret.

Ready. Wait for it...wait for it...MY BRAIN'S OUTTA WHACK IS ALL I CAN FIGURE because with enough Zoloft and sleep, I am one. Happy. Camper.

Moral:
Don't be afraid to take drugs.

The end.

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