Walnuts

Have I titled any of them walnuts? I don't think I have.

So...WTF? 35? Good grief. I'm old. Who reads this crap anyway?

I was introduced to the Atlanta Housewives...is that one word? It's pretty darn funny.

I was introduced to fat free cheese. It's pretty darn scary.

I've got nothing else right now. I miss my mom.

You know what. I do have something else. This is the second fucken year I'm NOT going to be with MY family at turkey day. Now it's a celebratory day, mind you, reveling in our conquest over these little Indians. After we jacked their land, handled their women and ate their food...we said , "Thanks."

Pretty darn funny, huh. Not really. I do like the food buffet, as most big girls do. I enjoy passing out on the couch with a full belly. I really enjoy saying what everyone's thankful for the most. I'm bummed right now. Oh well. Where's my Zoloft?