Erin, Erin, Erin, I've had nothing to blog about until this moment...and yes, "Blog Stalking" is illegal but welcome :)
WTF? Who watches the fabulous Amazing Race? Oh! Oh! Pick you, you say? Ok...um... you in the back, no not you...YOU. You say you watch? Well then you're aware that:
1. Nick and Starr are quite possibly, (don't need any law suits over slander so I said "possibly") NOT realizing they're BLOOD sister and brother? Or maybe that's the joke...it's a re-do of Flowers in The Attic and quite frankly they gross me out. If he gropes her arm one more time, I'm going to throw my popcorn at the t.v.
2. Does the ex-football player know his "wife" is a stunt double for the Crypt Keeper? That little fella's not out of work, the Crypt Keeper retired for a spell and is now running amok all over the world!
3. The Blondes...really? Digging in the sand for a "clue"...I don't think I need to say anymore.
4. Ahh...Dan-Drew...Wow. Dan, is he the one with the dark hair? I think so...would you seriously chill out?
5. And last to be commented on, I think, are the Divorceeeeeessssssss. Yes, you two are "are really strong women who should use their brains..." blah blah blah. Just stand there, be pretty and make fun of who you make fun of during the race. Thanks and have a blessed day.
6. WOW! I can't believe I officially did it! I said last to be commented on above but that's not true. Oh no, my delicate readers. There's the ultimate couple of "possible"gayness and that's...Yes! Terrence and his man Sarah! Wait, should it be Sarah and her gal Terrence? I don't want to insult Sarah because she's killing it on the show! I mean come on, she's multi-lingual for crying out loud, love the curls and she's got a great job. Terrence, on the other hand, needs to put his big boy pants and stop whining. OR maybe he should hang out with Dan...Fate is undecided.
Good luck racers. You're my favorite reality show today, otherthan my own :)
1 comment:
Fucking HEELARIOUS! Agree with everything, hands down. When Nick and Star won the damn romantic cruise last Sunday I peed my pants. You know he got a boner.
And Crypt keeper??? You fucking rock - I've been wondering all along who she reminded me of.
Now will you f-ing read my blog now? Selfish blogging narcissist. (Did I spell that right?)
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