"Oh my gosh! I met the RADDEST guy EVER!"
"You did?"
"Yes, I did."
"What's he like?"
"Well, he doesn't drink, so that's WAY cool. He doesn't smoke, either or do drugs."
"Well, that's good."
"Yeah, and he totally doesn't raise a hand at me AND he's never. Been. Arrested."
"Umm...hmm...he's NOT supposed to do those things..."
"He's not?"
"No, not even close."
WTF? OH MY GOSH! DID ANYONE ELSE KNOW THIS VITAL INFORMATION?
I can't fucken believe I was stoked in the past they didn't do things that we taught not to do in the first damn place...good grief, Paige. Are you there God, it's me, dumby...
That's it. For Now.
About Me
- Paigey Poo
- HA! Too much clearly was funny, but about me is to know that I have lots of me's. I'm actually learning about the real me I want to be. I have an idea, so that's a great start, now I have to make some adjustments. I'm ok with that.
1 comment:
Nice. Yeah, I missed that memo too. It's like - what? You've never been convicted of a felony, destroyed hundreds of peoples' lives and had your arrest splashed across the front page of the signal? Sorry then. Not interested.
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